*coughs* so I know I haven’t been on in awhile, but I am gonna delete Dorothy tonight, I just wanna move some stuff over another blog, but I don’t plan on making another role play blog. I’m sorry that I told a few people that I would, but unfortunately, that’s not happening.
Thanks for putting up with me, guys, I really appreciate all you’ve done for me
“ - — … ”
”Hey now, don’t gimmie that look. It’s a reasonable question, why the hell would you put up with something that has no upside to it, huh?”
"Y’know, the question’s never really come up in a given day.
And since I’m not a god, why would I say yes?”
"In a psych ward or with a newfound purpose and regard for the divine! …or in a psych ward with a newfound purpose, et cetera, et cetera. And you could be a benevolent god? More touchable, less… smite-y. Don’t tell me you’re not even a little bit tempted.”
"Yeah, more likely in a psych ward popping pills and trying to escape all the while. But if it entertains you, then, sure, who wouldn’t want to be a god? Unfortunately, I’d think that’s how it’d always start out— wanting to use your godly powers for good and try to be helpful, but then once you get stepped on a few too many times, well, you just turn into every other god. Angry and distant and power-asserting."
“ Perks’a hunting?
Sweetheart, there’s nothing good about this. You don’t have to look far to figure that out. ”
"Then why do you do it if it’s so horrible, huh?
No relatively sane person would keep up with a job they hate. “
"I—I—yes! Can it be a big snowman with pretty green button eyes and a warm scarf to keep warm in all the cold?"
Alice looked down, expecting to see her tiny stomach, but it was covered with her big coat. Tiny stomach must stay warm, she thought, patting the coat against her stomach. “I suppose that i—oof!” She was hit right in the hat! It made her tilt her head back, and then fall back into the snow—but that was mostly her doing. It seemed more dramatic if she fell back. And that would make Dorothy feel good, wouldn’t it? Alice giggled, rolling over in the snow to lay on her front to make a snowball, too, before she had to stand. “Take… that!” She squeaked, throwing the ball of snow at her friend.
Laughing at Alice’s overreaction, Dorothy knelt on the ground, prepared to make more snowballs. Her progress was halted as she was pelted, causing her to shriek. Smiling at the other, Dorothy yelled, “You’re in for it now!” and threw two snowballs at her friend.
« … —-
From that children’s book ?
Dear, I’d be intrigued t’know how you got out from the pages. »
"Yeah, one and the same—
well, kinda. Story’s a bit different, I guess, but it wasn’t like I was actually in the book or something like that, just, uh, made the events come true.”
“ Definitely on the top ten most wanted jobs in America. ”
"Oh, I bet it is."
”But, what, no perks to the job or nothin’? There’s gotta be some silver lining to this dark cloud you’ve got there.”
for when you want those butterflies that come with that someone and an adventure [listen]
1. country pocket - poor old shine // 2. on our way - the royal concept // 3. wires - matt & kim // 4. mountain sound - of monsters and men // 5. on top of the world - imagine dragons // 6. dark blue - jacks mannequin // 7. love away - capital cities // 8. hard for you - theo katzman // 9. tommy pays the rent - manolete // 10. weeds or wildflowers - poor old shine